Category Archives: end times

Mitt Romney: Sociopath or just Chet from Weird Science?

Today I read this:

Mitt Romney’s prep school classmates recall pranks, but also troubling incidents

..and it honestly freaked me right out.

It’s a Washington Post article by Jason Horowitz about how Mitt Romney was (and probably still is) a total sociopath during his tony prep school days.  In one incident, memorable to all who participated (except for Mitt Romney who claims no recollection), Mittens led a small horde of other prep school students into an assault on another student.  Apparently the other student, a year behind Mitt in school, had returned from spring break with floppy, bleached blonde hair, which was unacceptable to young Mittens.  Our fearless psychopath and wannabe POTUS led an assault on the kid, and while his crew held the guy down, Mitt cut off his hair.

What the hell.

Anyway, after picking my jaw up off the floor, in an effort to save my sanity, my brain made an inevitable connection.  Watch the following video and try to deny that Mitt and Chet are the same goddamned person.

 


Late to the Tapley party

I really, really, really love end-times conspiracy theorists.  I hosted a Harold Camping apocalypse cocktail event last May, which was unfortunately ruined by the lack of an apocalypse.

How have I missed William Tapley aka the Third Eagle of the Apocalypse aka the Co-Prophet of the End Times?  That is one helluva string of titles right there.

Anyway, here he is holding forth on the murals at the Denver International Airport, which in fairness, are really weird.

Fuck yeah.  Let’s take that magical thinking allllllll the way to its conclusion.


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