Today I read this:
..and it honestly freaked me right out.
It’s a Washington Post article by Jason Horowitz about how Mitt Romney was (and probably still is) a total sociopath during his tony prep school days. In one incident, memorable to all who participated (except for Mitt Romney who claims no recollection), Mittens led a small horde of other prep school students into an assault on another student. Apparently the other student, a year behind Mitt in school, had returned from spring break with floppy, bleached blonde hair, which was unacceptable to young Mittens. Our fearless psychopath and wannabe POTUS led an assault on the kid, and while his crew held the guy down, Mitt cut off his hair.
What the hell.
Anyway, after picking my jaw up off the floor, in an effort to save my sanity, my brain made an inevitable connection. Watch the following video and try to deny that Mitt and Chet are the same goddamned person.